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The Bitch Album

by Louis Strongarm

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[Verse 1: Louis Strongarm] Stop waitin on me you need to go on n get it Bout ta call it quits on this first verse business You gotta problem with beginning Can't get it up dont start can't finish Youre goose is cooked i race in the kitchen Irates salt to taste n quit bitchin First place no need for lane switching Forget golden state man I'm winnin' Fall in line behind first loser In back of that beggars can't be choosers Strongarm bruiser no clit all cock Flint locked dropped off wig split rinsed off Independent eye on mine so i never get it Fucked from behind dog it can come at any minute If you ain't quick vigilant and ready to defend it Theyll leave you stripped hung out to dry drippin' [Hook 1: B-Smooth, Louis Strongam, Above Average] If you're pulling me over for no reason at all, pig, yous a bitch You'll give me head but you won't lick my balls, girl, yous a bitch You say you like my raps but never go to a show, punk, yous a bitch You play hard to get but i know you're a ho, slut, yous a bitch [Verse 2: B-Smooth] [Hook 2: Above Average, B-Smooth, Louis Strongarm] You say you're the best rapper in the world, nah, yous a bitch Heard you're having a baby so you're leaving your girl, man, yous a bitch Talkin' 'bout look at me im the shit, nah, yous a bitch Thinking every single honey dips on your dick, trick, yous a bitch [Verse 3: Above Average] Strongarm kicked it off And ya’ll dropped ya jaws All the bitches known that we’re hotter than a molotov See our flow is squeeky and clean, your meter kinda not We’re sweeter than krispy kremes, ya’ll too focused on the guap Listen, you made one jam like what? 20 years ago? And now you lip synchin shit stinkin up here we go There’s new blood in town, cuz we be buzzin now Y’all sayin the same ol’ shit, constantly dumbin down Can’t even rock a show without vocal track Playin in the back, slap on a bangin beat, and that’s a wrap You’re claimin hip-hop all but every thing I hear is trap Highlightin your vocals instead of smashin em that’s a fact Just gimmie a time and place I’ll spit any rhyme with grace Please gimmie a reason to make you look stupid I’ll do it no time to waste You’re a nuisance, an itch I can’t scratch So the moral of this verse? Yousa bitch and that’s that! [Hook 3: Louis Strongarm, Above Average, B-Smooth] Talk a big game but don't back it up, fool, yous a bitch Try ta cuddle up before i bust a nut, girl, yous a bitch I'm too drunk and you won't give me a ride, bitch, yous a bitch You walk in the room and you're killin my vibe, ya, yous a bitch
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[Louis Strongarm] met her at the bus stop waitin on number nine we were in line she in front n me behind i asked what was up with the scrubs she was wearin oh youre a nurse funny so is my girlfriend fuckin bus is alwasy late im in a hurry gotta date with my girl and id like to arrive early back to the task at hand to pass the time we sat n chatted bout our travel plans she said shes headed to mexico for the summer i said i netted some cheap vips for coachella in fact i got three i could sell ya she said ill buy two one for me n my fella tommorow same time n spot bring cheese if you wanna cop the we hopped off at the same stop her man was there so i winked and said later then i seen his insecurities turned to anger hey bro why you winkin at my bitch your bitch? here i thought she was an independant woman i dont wanna hear it watch your mouth mother fucker before i watch it for ya she said its a surprise for you babe but he ignored her slid her to the side puffin his chest n flexin like we was finna fight misdirected aggression didnt have the time to teach the kid a lesson left him with his pride and head in my own direction it seems like everytime i talk to a girl her man flips out gets sent into a whilrwind it seems like everytime i talk to a lady her man goes crazy it doesnt cease to amaze me it seems like everytime i talk to a female her man get jealous checkin texts n email it seems like everytime i talk to a chick her man gets suspicious and acts like a bitch so the next day came to pass i brought the tickets with me just in case she brought the cash played a game of eye spy till i sighted her came up from behind again and stood along side of her told her i brought the tickets if theyre still of interest she said we were in business and begged for my forgiveness for what id had to witness i said bitch please got the dough here ya go then i hopped in a taxi
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i already know you're a ho bitch you ask me how i know? your best friend told me so yall aint best friends no mo' it was the first time you got a visit from your aunt flow in history class learning 'bout president monroe raised your hand scared asked "may i please go?" your teacher gave you one look and said "fo sho!" so you bounced down to the nurses office went to the front desk approached kinda cautious you used to think you were flawless only 2 seats ya sat next to a girl lookin' nauseous you asked "what you in fo'?" shy, she said "no'n'" "bitch im in for my first period you can tell me su'n'." she gave you a hug and said me too we're blood bitches fo' life! whatcha gon doo! you felt a way you never felt before like you wouldnt be alone no more youd be best friends for life for sure bbfl only you two knew what it stood for *hook* from then on you kicked it every day ditching school 7th grade gettin blunted listenin' to ja rule pointin to eachother singin "what would i be without you" you were thinkin alone cause noone else cared about you so started the search for a man so you could feel loved he was a junior in high school 4 grades above didnt take long till he pressured you to fuck she didnt try to stop you cause your best friend sucked no clue what you were doing lost your virginity at thirteen full of feelings you didnt understand and it was worsening needed something else to fill the hole cock wasnt doing it so you turned to blow she was goin through all the same stuff as you blood bitches for life you really felt it was true stealing shit together you were thick as thieves bloods thicker than water but it aint concrete *hook* you didnt think about it but you were kids still growin not ready to have kids of your own he told you he was sterile from smokin weed a lie noone was around to tell you not to believe but you remembered from the nurses office that wasnt true it just makes you feel less guilt toward the person you lie to you said wear a rubber he said then forget it he said it wasnt worth going to the store to get it soon your friend gained weight n had morning sickness you poked at her belly and said whats with this youre gonna have a kid she gets mad she said if im pregnant then your boyfriends the kids dad your jaw dropped to the floor you couldnt believe it turned out the whole time they were cheatin all you hear about her now is that she talks shit you were too naive to realize your best friends a bitch
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lifes a bitch i knew it the very second i was born i reckon cause i was torn from the wombs warmth by cold hands to a cold world a cold hospital full of cold girls dressed in all white i cried mom did too dad sighed he always said it was relief i was alive a zebra striped white lie the second in a series the first a month before when he said he cant even hear me but i had heard it loud and clearly terrified of fate that's why i'd arrived late eyes teary in due course it would subside filled cheeks turned cheery moms teat was good eats and kept these feet turning burning rubber as soon as i could walk id be a runner but couldnt fend for myself yet what a fucking bummer i was stuck in a sorta ghetto suburb heard mother cussed out by father drunk some summers theyd pretend to be friends but always ended up butt hurt too young to understand why they fussed with eachother a bad reaction all due to the way hed punk her i had asthma attacks albuterol made the lungs work puff puff no pass me and my sisters set asunder by the fact i refused to emulate a mother fucker built up hate would say it to his face when i could muster for now laid in wait this my one and only blunder.. shoved to the side each time a little number till i was craving chaos where there used to be discomfort video games until my thumbs hurt and moshing til the meaning of bleeding like a stuck pig was discovered shouldnt know what metastasized means at the ripe young age of 16 i was a late bloomer i lost my pops while goin through puberty left me broken resultin in too much tom foolery what a tease life and death you two been cruel to me listening to his eulogies i cried only cause truthfully they said that he was usually beautiful as is humanly possible for a dude to be all of this shit was new to me different from what i knew to be accustomed to his truancy verbal abuse fluenty spoken to us presumably cause he was treated brutally wish i could have related as a man but alas was never granted that opportunity he would probably agree he if he were still alive with the threepenny orchestra circa 1925 lifes a bitch and then you die
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im the mother fucking mac goddamn daddy convince your bitch to catch in a pitch black alley hit it from the back most cats cant stand me wont find me on the map even ask rand mcnally been up n down the block around the neighborhood twice sex a new bitch like every other night names spike but they outta call me mister bitch killer or mister pissed in my yard refused command for him to sit still got litters of kids prefer my dick with no condom on him sodomy proper naughty like kleet laces for soccer moms blowin loads like sawed off shottys and tommy guns or nerdy thirty somethings mobbin as hobbits at comicon or doin 130 with a perky hot model blonde german boppin while your swervin dirty down the autobahn these bitches flock to me like fleas to a mangy mutt if in heat baby next time you see me say whats up pick your favorite tree to hide behind i know a shady one if any pup peaks just explain that we were playing rough im preyin on your lady bruh and nah i aint afraid of ya im gaming rain or shine like theres a roof on the stadium on the streets im stayin up they see me say no caging him im not chris tucker in friday high on angel dust love sucks thats the fuckin motto and dumb fucks think that if the bitch drinks then she fuckin swallows but im here to tell you differently and if you listen to me then you can tell i fail to hit em hollow always leavin bitches with a reason to come back to me we nice guys finish last but bitches still cum after me im scoring more than pele did in his heyday forever headed toward the back door so they say hes a tramp some think 6 6 6 is the mark of the beast but theyre wrong see its really just piss on a tree you wish the kid was satisfied with kibbles n bits please your bitches the main dish and this dogs gotta eat and like a sparkling ferrari thats parked in the street ill be gone in 60 seconds and get it for free so keep her close better yet dont let her out cause if these bitches could speak they would surely shout
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[Louis Strongarm] grew up down the street dancin to a different beat no rules she never told me do your homework see my mom never had the courage to be wordy with me if she had she woulda told me nerdy birdies catch the wormies especially when hes early to risin instead she left me to my own devices more than a few times it crossed my mind ta cut ties and live life the wisest i could muster i craved structure i wanted to errupt i was thinkin fuck her cussed out your mother how you gonna trust another smothered bliss with disgust huddled pissed under covers i was just ten when my pops popped out i had turned twelve when my mom copped out i was 16 when i dropped out hope my kids wont know what this songs all about i look back with the eyes of a grown man realize shes on her own doin what she can workin 40 plus cookin red rice in the pan while dads off sad playin blues with the band now n then i see him in dreams where the dead lie scowlin hes sayin mom slipped when i said bye when i was sick she slept bed side fresh cold wash cloths kept my head right
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[Above Average] [Louis Strongarm] she does her best impression of lindsay lohan finds her main bitch n holds hands locks eyes then locks lips not gay but a long kiss will make the guys jaws drop n tongues drip in my opinion noone wants to hear her voice hers but shes seems to enter every room voice first if i hadda choice where we shared space i would choose a joint hearse and still need ta smoke a chewy joint first just so i could get higher than vaders favorite son n wait and hour for a coroner to put her make up on im straight as they come but im thinkin of switchin annoying bitch is cloudin my vision attention they mission the reigning addiction its takin theyre daughters and makin em victims hour and a half to get ready every waking dawn to be preyed upon later on by players spittin game prayin ladies play along her daily role as a babys moms traded off for a go at whats already gone attention seeking bitch dont come around me attention seeking bitch dont call me honey i dont give a shit if your drunk n horney i dont wanna hear it ironically we grew up in the same house anatomically we different as the way it plays out dad never around i learned to ignore bitches you learned to love unavailable men the cycle is vicious its frightful to witness but it comes natural like survival to fittest the bibles fictitious as scientists believe what we witness what i see is an eye full of a guy pullin digits and me undable sleep if i dont forgive em suspicious kisses in contradiction to cure conjure visions of his lips to ensure her lack of purity demure demeanor obscured to insecurity whats worse is when men become her current currency think it hyperbole until she calls you on the phone singing a sob story saying she shouldve known watch the company you keep because you reap what you have sown and you cant take it back after you see what youve have grown

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released January 1, 2014

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DIY Santa Rosa, California

DIY is a hip-hop group from Santa Rosa, California. Louis Strongarm, Above Average, and Be Smooth combined forces to write, produce, and promote with each other, creating DIY. Yes, they do in fact do it themselves.

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